The Red Ted

The guy that's always miserable and angry. He's so angry that his face and head are always red.

Guy 1: Dude, who the fuck is that guy?! He's always angry and he's always pissed at the world.

Guy 2: Oh that's The Red Ted.... His dad used to beat him.

Guy 1: Somebody needs to give that dude a Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man or a puppy or something.

by CountDisc0 July 8, 2015

Say Red

Say red is a terminology or slang used to get a light skinned or fair complexion girls attention when you don’t know her name in New Orleans or down south in general! Say red is also used to get a fair skinned or light complexion male attention as well . You will hear say red all day long if you ever visit New Orleans , say red is very popular.

Say red ! Let me holla at you for a second I’m trying to get to know you and call you sometime , can I get your number so we can possibly date !

Say red ! Can I have a dollar I’m trying to catch the bus !

Say Red ! You wearing that dress very well you fine as hell ! Say Red ! Can I get your phone number ?

by HillyBaby January 8, 2020

Red Kisses

When you kiss 💋 a lady's private areas... and things were a little messier then expected based on the time of the month.

I would love to give you red kisses. Idc about the consequences

by Red kisses 💋 July 7, 2021

dante red

a deep-voiced, badass hyperpop alias created by ericdoa on soundcloud, who says he made dante during a period of depression.

Have you ever listened to dante red on soundcloud? Every song he makes is fire..

by urbandz October 14, 2021

red wiggler

An insect that wiggles into your skin that is red and also creates a red barrow type bump on the arm. Not to be confused with the red wagller. It’s third specious cousin.

Look at that red wiggler, it’s wiggling.

by Red Insect Hunter May 23, 2019

The Red Sparrows

10 or so top cunts that love to fly about or something..? Apparently the leader is gangsta and Brad danced infront of Buckingham Palace with a flamingo costume..

"You heard of the Red Sparrows?"
"yeah they are really sexy"

by bradshouldgobald November 8, 2020

Red Nibba

A very sexy fish, your lucky to have a fish like red Nibba in your life, it will change it completely. Red Nibba might sometimes die randomly but don’t worry he’s not dead, I think. He is adventurous and caring and likes to go on hurtful walks.

I want to fuck red Nibba

by Branchy441 August 7, 2021