Noah Evans

Your humble and average Orange juicer and sloppy giuseppe enjoyer. He loves to take part in goats cheese festivals at the weekend on mondays as well as mastering his great toe nail clipping hobby. Noah Evans is also someone that aspires and strives to be like Jojo giovanni while also trying to look like Johnny Test at the same time. Usually Noah will write Shakespearean sonnets that connote the "quatrilateral" and "quinti kentay" on Thursdays and will also eat Max's rag and bone crates while swimming in the wispy sands of the shorey golds!

"Oi Tom! look at the raggy head over there he looks like a Noah Evans" - Ben "No Ben! He looks like a SHAMINANAAA!!!" - Shouted Tom

by MAx Hudson123456 January 14, 2022

Noah Migneron

He is so cool that I died when I seen him (he brought me back to life) he's better than raden

"I wanna be like Noah Migneron"

"Me too, raden is stupid tho not a chad or alpha male"

by Whyareyoulookingatthisuser July 31, 2022

brooke and noah

brooke and noah are the ideal couple. noah is super kindhearted and not to mention hot. brooke is sweet and will never let you down. ideal couple!!

brooke and noah were made for eachother

by somepeoppejustgotsta May 20, 2017

Noah O’Neill

This rare specimen is a perfect being and has absolutely no flaws in any way. This handsome creature can do amazing things on games and cannot lose in any game.
This being also would never write its own definition as it would be too dishonourable.

“U look like a Noah O’Neill”
*ascends into another reality*

by MasterNoBrain September 11, 2022

Noah Craber'd

A form of rape where the rapist (usually a white male)

takes his penis, infested with pubic lice (crabs)

and unwillingly propels it into their victims ear canal,

and proceeds with intercourse.

Person 1: Look at that tree to your right!
Person 2: I don't see any...AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY EAR?!?!
Person 1: Shut up fool, your getting Noah Craber'd!

by rexandmax December 10, 2011

Noah Rumrill

Noah is a guy who loves wearing flannels and is a bit of an ass

You: Oh hey flannel man
Noah Rumrill : hey

by Jacob black November 10, 2020

Noah Long

He likes to collect the nudes of 9 year old girls he found on Roblox. He also gets turned on when the doctor touches his balls and he has big man boobs. Overall he's a disappointment to mankind.

Also his least favorite insect is the frog.

"Man, he has boobs just like Noah Long."

by Bill9098 October 24, 2018