Mike Matassa

Swims, but drowns a lot. Very Italian and funny, but needs some help

"Wow thats a large drowning Mike Matassa:

by Urban3000 August 13, 2023

New mike

To completley fuck up the easiest of carpentry tasks.

"Hey I think you new miked by board, its 6 inches too short."

by tyrellbiggums June 12, 2020

Mike McCurry

A referee in scottish football who sits with an ipod in and listens to 'The Sash' and sings ' humpty King *illy sat on a wall ' to his inbred kids. hates anything catholic, and only if a celtic player was actually stabbed in the box would he give the penalty....maybe.

Famous cheating orange hun bastard

Bhoy - Daddy whos the man in black clothes who ironically has specsavers on his top ?
Dad - Dunno son, hes supposed to be the official, Mike McCurry i believe ?
Bhoy - My arse, he's John Knox in disguise

by 3 in a Row October 22, 2008

Mike-Tew

Very talented person a Mike-Tew is often the most loving person you will ever meet they also white dudes. Tews for Tew

That's a Mike-Tew The White Dude

by PeachesofMillTown September 2, 2018

Roblux/Mike

Someone who is TERRIBLE at singing. Who tries to sing on discord. A little shit.

Roblux/Mike is trying to sing but fucking sucks.

by Of Course. June 11, 2018

Cowboy Mike

A Cowboy Mike is someone who doesn’t eat anything other than meat or cheese with the possible ketchup packet here and there.

Gosh, that boy is such a Cowboy Mike, he barely touched the BLT I packed for him

by Ab4420 July 20, 2021

Mike Posner

A musician who took a pill in Ibiza to show Avicii he was cool.

I took a pill in Ibiza to show Avicii I was cool - I Took A Pill In Ibiza by Mike Posner

by KentuckyFriedCars February 8, 2019