by skizzyy April 12, 2021
When you're getting a blumpkin but the person sucking your dick is upside down so you can 69 but they also poop at the same time... this means their poop is either going to slide down their back and hit the floor, fall forward into your face while you suck and/or lick their genitals OR you'll get a diarrhea fountain all over their back and your face.
I wanted him to double blumpkin 69 me but he said he wouldn't do it unless I had diarrhea for the fountain effect.
by BlumpkinFiend6669 October 15, 2022
When two police officers have their cars parked with the drivers' sides together so they can talk to each other, with the nose of each car facing the opposite direction.
A: "Didn't the police see you speeding down the street?"
B: "No, they were too busy doing the po-po 69 to pay attention to me."
B: "No, they were too busy doing the po-po 69 to pay attention to me."
by Edie B. February 28, 2012
When three people lay in a triangle formation, each within another's crotch performing oral sex, while receiving oral sex themselves
Me: Man, Last night Rabecca, Joey, and Me had the best three-way 69 ever
Someone: no way!
Me: yeah, I did rabecca while she did Joey, and Joey did me!
Someone: no way!
Me: yeah, I did rabecca while she did Joey, and Joey did me!
by The_watch March 18, 2016
Sexual position: man standing near bed, his partner does a handstand, (facing through his legs) then he picks her up by he waist (must be strong!) and brings her pussy up to his lips while she slides his cock into her mouth. A tight hug stabilizes.
I prefer petite blondes with naked pussies for upside-down 69. It takes strength and coordination, and the lighter the load, the longer it lasts.
by saint_adventure September 23, 2014
My fiancee and I love to BUTT HOLE 69.
A couple, One laying down with his or her legs up and the other sitting on face,Leaning forward lick the opposites asshole.
A couple, One laying down with his or her legs up and the other sitting on face,Leaning forward lick the opposites asshole.
by Desecrate Me July 03, 2009
Two women having both recently had intercourse with the same man who ejaculated into each of them performing cunnilingus on the other.
Jack's bliss babe Anne and their girlfriend did the 69 cream pie while he got ready for another round.
by maplefrost May 27, 2009