Simp

A girl who's pussy looks like Homer Simpson's mouth.

Guy 1: I imagine I'm making out with Homer Simpson when I eat out Simps.
Guy 2: That's gay.

by encolpius February 25, 2020

Simp

A simp is a fool on some weak ass shit wit da hoes. This man opens doors for women, and then cums in his jeans when they say “thank you”.

“The other day I saw my simp ass nigga Brian simultaneously shit and fucking cum in his pants while opening the door for a hoe.”

by sirnigga February 3, 2020

Simp

Charlie G. Galloway

Falls in love way to fast and will drop the homies and go with the hoes.
Charlie G. Galloway simpin

You are you are my favorite

by Simpin November 13, 2019

Simp

Treating the one you love right and making sure they are loved and care for correctly and putting as much effort into them as possible

Mike: You see that guy over there? He spent he whole weekend with his girl and writes her paragraphs all the time and buys her flowers and does a ton of stuff for her!
Carson: What a simp.
Mike: Its not a bad thing? He's treating his girl as he should.

by Forever it 8 August 6, 2020

SIMP

Squirrels in my pants. (Squirrels squirrels) phineas and ferb. S to the I to the M to the P

“Simp SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS”

by Nathanb4ts June 26, 2019

Simp

Someone who is an alpha male and thumbs up comments in the group chat

Morgan is a simp

by Simpmeistergeneral February 4, 2020

Simp

A person who chooses a female person over the boys, even on a saturday.

Person 1: Davis is such a simp for choosing molly over the boys!
Person 2: I know brow, such a simp.

by SwagMasta42069 April 27, 2020