coffee table banger

the act in which a guy goes under a coffee table with a hole in it....puts his dick in the hole and has the girl sit on it.

"i did a total coffee table banger last night!"

by amana June 2, 2008

Amusement Park Table

A table, usually at a coffee shop, with one leg shorter than the other three.

See Amusement Park Chair

What the fuck, I can't put my expensive laptop on this Amusement Park Table, it could fall off.

Another Amusement Park Table?! Let's find a table that doesn't remind me of Space Mountain.

The tables in Six Flags are more stable than Starbucks' Amusement Park Tables.

by SpenzFingoooooo April 22, 2010

kitchen table lady

Someone who dabbles in a profession that they have little or outdated knowledge of.

Empty-nester who decides to dust off her twenty-five year old education degree and tutor local kids at her kitchen table, hence the term "kitchen table lady". Because she's a bit older people think she knows what she's doing, but since she hasn't kept up with changes in the field all of her methods are outdated. Also applies to decorators, designers, therapists etc. who may be well-intentioned, but are too backwards to do any good.

by bottomlless November 17, 2010

Uneven Table Top

When a female has one larger breast and one smaller breast, typically by a large margin.

Brooke has such an uneven table top.

by Payners November 6, 2016

lunch table loner

Someone who eats alone at lunch, usually one of racist or hateful ideologies

that dude is a lunch table loner, he despises black people

by alqudsi117 September 14, 2017

glass mud table

A glass mud table is a foreplay action upon which one person sits above a glass table, while the other lays underneath it watches the other defecate on the clear surface above them resulting in sexual arousal

Hey babe I've gota go, let's do the glass mud table

by supernut2000 June 22, 2016

coffee table cockblock

When your getting frisky with a girl and you wind up on the floor. She then notices the ugly as sin coffee table you have and that ends your chances of getting any.

I was gunna get lucky but she saw the ugly ass coffee table i made during weilding and got coffee table cockblocked

by Lorck13 March 15, 2011