texas hold em

the act of placing one's own testicles inside their anus, and thus holding them there

I can barely walk right now because I'm performing a texas hold em

by jbaby69 July 8, 2010

Mormon Hold 'Em

Polygamous marriage. Made famous by guest character Judge Constance Harm on "The Simpsons."

While most people enjoy Texas Hold 'Em, Mormons enjoy Mormon Hold 'Em.

by Smokin' Bitch Magnet January 6, 2006

Two of em, yesterday

Business phrase commonly used by youtuber Dom Mazzetti
Means something has to be done with highest priority and ASAP.

Clean the toilet! Two of em, yesterday

by mightaswellbro June 30, 2020

Woke em down

To have hooked up with or done the dead with someone else.

“Damn Claudia after dinner you really woke em down?”

by LibraStan September 3, 2021

jacob got em!!

when someone pulls a funny prank on someone else you expected to scream "Jacob Got em!!". originated from a group of annoying kids from queens New York.

*kid pulls down some girls sweat pants*

other kid yells out haha "Jacob Got Em!!"

* they all smile, laugh, and walk away*

by dicks4lifee123 December 31, 2011

dabbing on em haters

just dab on people you hate duh

jahmai: yo ur ugly
vicky: ya ur so ugly

me:*dabbing on em haters*

by daniiii6ixxxx April 15, 2021

Auntie Em's Butter

A hazardous butter business run by Emmalynn Bimbolynn and her son/grandfather/nephew Archibald. Catchy theme tune, horrible side affects.

Seth: Hey, Ben! Have you tried the new blue butter from Auntie Em's Butter?
Ben does not answer, Ben died of kidney stones.

by Auntie Em's Agent January 8, 2023