California bullshit

Nonsensical practices, concepts, ideas, food etc. which is predominant amongst areas such as California. Usually defy common sense.

Made popular by The Sopranos.

Jake: Did you hear about this new pizza place? They’re serving gluten free pizza made from cauliflower!

Naomi: Pizza, made from cauliflower? I don’t want to have anything to do with this California Bullshit!

by Phil Retardo September 23, 2022

barbie bullshit

Barbie Bullshit: A phrase to be used when you’re with slutty girls, or in a big group of hot girls.

“Look at Sherif; he’s always on that Barbie Bullshit.”

by 902Cold January 26, 2018

everything is bullshit

A fact

"Hey the sky is blue!"

"Yes, that is an 'everything is bullshit'"

by moment bruh big May 20, 2021

Lesbo bullshit

Lesbian miscommunication and misunderstandings due to avoidance and confusion and vice versa

Friend 1: *nonverbal*
Friend 2: *nonverbal*
Both: oh no why are there so many unanswered questions?? What is this lesbo bullshit??&?&?&?&?&?

by f4iryg0ds March 18, 2025

bullshit

no hitmarkers on red dead redemption 2 online pvp

"*jojo sigh* this is fucking bullshit it's just straight no hitmarkers"

by jojosiliksreddead May 9, 2023

BullShit

Just looking up bullshit when you have no friends to play Fortnite

Imma search up bullshit to see what happens

by Mattp207 September 16, 2019

Bullshit Testosterone

When someone is either overly arrogant or aggressive regarding a topic where that attitude is completely unnecessary. People displaying this attribute will typically fight until the very end, even when what they’re arguing is clearly wrong. They’ll then try to fight you if you tell they’re stupid.

BS: We’re driving my parent’s car — don’t do ANYTHING that burns gas. Good thing the AC doesn’t use any gas.

Person 1: I’m pretty sure it does

BS: No

Person 1: really?

BS: the AC is powered by the alternator, which is powered by the battery of the car, not the engine.

Person 1: and the battery of the car is powered by the engine, which burns gas.

BS: do you want to fucking fight?

Person 1: now’s not the time for your Bullshit Testosterone

(BS then argued with a mechanic about this very topic for a half hour)

by Gandar Boy May 27, 2024