2 Bags

Old leech like woman with little to no skill. This skill-less creature's sole purpose is to find men that can be duped into buying her material possessions. However unlike the traditional gold digger who offers physical attractiveness in return, 2 bags are long past their prime and have a withered appearance. These types are alcoholics by nature and will yap to know end acting as if they have actual experience or knowledge. 2 bags use their mouth more than their brains.

CB got duped again taking 2 Bags on a trip . Naturally he would buy her not 1 but 2 bags.

by Touchdown Jesus July 8, 2025

Just Pack Your Bags Bro

Most preferably used when someone has ruined their social reputation beyond recovery. Can be used an alternative to "you're cooked"

"I told the huzz that she reminds me of Kefla from Dragon Ball"
" You know what? Just pack your bags bro. you're done"

by isnt.that.useful April 1, 2025

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

OG SHIT BAG

A Marine, Sailor, or Soldier who isn’t afraid to get their hands dirty doing what is necessary to complete the task at hand; Even if this includes breaking some rules and hazing boots. They are a Master in the art of skating. They let that bitch eat, they drop bombs and fuck moms.

Dude have you seen LCPL TurdBurglar he’s such an OG shit bag I saw him stick a warped barrel in a boots A** because he left it in the dirt

by OGSHITBAGSOCIETY November 23, 2021

Western Tea-Bag

a sex position involving an ass slap followed by a male turning and dropping his balls on his partner’s belly button. This is followed by a loud YEE-HAW

I me Mike at a rodeo last night and he took me home and western tea-bagged me. It was so great!

by Orangebannana619 November 14, 2025

Ocracoke steam bag

The act of fillet and release out of season red snappers then Steam in the inlet and sacking the badge man in the ball bag and steam to the dock.

Hey billy I gave him the ol 1,2 buckle the shoe. His dumbass got the ocracoke steam bag.

by Theslimwhiffer March 6, 2023

Bag gone flu

When the party is over and you wake up sick, broke, with nothing left until payday and jones or become irritable.

Don't mind Bob, He's got the bag gone flu.

by Chief Floppydisk August 15, 2015