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rat faced ass factory

someone ugly (i.e. looking or having the appearance of a rat) who also smells (smells include things like "ass" or a sewage factory.)
In general, someone you don't like but need a new name to call. Can be combined with other insults as well.
1. You rat faced ass factory.

2. You're such a fucking rat faced ass factory. Eat a dick.
by Stacky August 27, 2003
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pansy ass douche face

also known as PADF

1. a person who cannot handle the most minor circumstances without getting their panties all in a bunch

2. someone who cannot help but act like a douche when it comes to dealing with small problems
1. He's mad at me for no reason. why is he acting like a pansy ass douche face?
by m-cherry February 8, 2010
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Blow the Muck on her face

Irish for ejaculating your "load", which contains semen and sperm, all over a sluts face, and hopefully she will have the common decency to fuck off afterwards.
A common practice in Ireland usually without the slut fucking off as they want more muck.
" jasus would ya look at that whooer!" said a Fat ugly Irish man
" She deserves the muck" said his even fatter girlfriend
"BLow the Muck on her face" said the fat ugly Irish man with a grin on his face
" No thats my dinner" said the irish model (Fat woman)
by Muckeroo July 23, 2010
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Dog-Faced Boy

dude covers his face with crazy glue and does a straight up face plant on his lady's crotch. in a jerking motion; removes his face from her crotch, revealing his new facial hair. the move is completed when the man goes "ruh ruh ruhruhruhruh" growling, like a dog.
my babe doesn't need to get waxed anymore because i totally gave her a dog-faced boy.

my dog was so jealous of me when he saw my new dog-faced boy.

i couldn't afford a brazilian, so for our one-year anniversary, my man gave me a dog-faced boy.
by MCAA, Bithes420 & Sparkle Foot February 28, 2011
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iraqi face wash

wipe your ass with your hand. then smack someone in the face.
tim walked up to john.wiped his ass with his hand , and slaped john in the face.
haha iraqi face wash
by pureblood420 April 15, 2009
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Balls in my face

Last night I was balls in my face, I had such a blast (all over my face)!
by The Infamous Jay Awesome March 9, 2009
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Urban Dictionary Face Off

Urban Dictionary Face Off:

When two complete strangers who have posted the same definition on Urban Dictionary, later come back, maybe several times, each time voting themselves 'up' one vote, & the other 'down' to grapple for first position. Meanwhile, they & other UD readers begin noticing a 'not so coincidental alignment' of each others thumbs up vote/each others down vote as time goes on.

UD Face Offs are brought on either by one of or combinations of revenge, obsessiveness, contempt, stupidity, perfectionism, OCD, jealousy, spite, fun, fear of dominance, may continue out of boredom and the freedoms of anonymity on the internet, or even just because the ball has started rolling & you can't stop it. As with any face off there is usually a 'Winner' & a 'Loser'. A stalemate may occur after an initial stouche, but because of the foot-print left behind from the voting, the new reader/observer reads & corresponds the vote & definition, and in their minds at that moment decide a winner & loser, and after some thought, maybe vote.
Dude I'm in the middle of an Urban Dictionary Face Off!
What the fuck is that?
It's a name i just came up with for this situation I'm in at the moment,
Yeh?
Yeh, this dude posted a definition after mine last year on UD, and ever since there has this been this ever increasing thumbs down vote corresponding with his up vote.
Blimey, that is pretty funny tho.
Yeh it is a bit, heheh.
What are ya gunna do about it?
Nothing, just post this definition.
You gunna keep voting his down every time he votes yours down?
Till the day I die or root jennifer hawkins, which ever comes first dude, which ever comes first. hahahah
by K1977 May 1, 2008
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