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Professional Cock Block

A secret way of blocking anyone from dating a certain individual.
Professional Cock Block artists have their own secret way of doing things.

They usually do it to be protective of someone they care about.
Person 1: He is such a Professional Cock Block.

Person 2: Well maybe it wasn't meant to be.

Person 1: Be cautious around those Professional Cock Blocks, they know how to trick you.
by DontFeedTheTrolls April 16, 2013
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hand on cock over

a reference to your penis as a way out of getting out of a sticky conversation with someone.
"Adar I thought you were going to pick me up tonight?
" hand on cock over"
by gatorade24 November 8, 2019
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jerkin’ your cock

when u trick someone
Bill: ur so annoying and loud
ishika: WHAT?!?!
Bill: chill i’m just jerkin’ your cock
by slimegod+*1500 July 26, 2022
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Cock-a-doodle-poo

When the rooster days of strutting around with an unclipped beak filling up the hatcheries from banging defenseless hens are over. It's when the bachelor flocks anal pecking causes a lot more than explosive diarrhea. It's when the promiscuous days start to take their toll and the rooster begins to whoop Faecal droppings uncontrollably creating a cheap ass comedy act which causes embarrassment and feather staining.
Dr Chook: "If you're going to allow Giffer into the house, you'd have to start putting him in nappies"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"
by chicken diapers April 13, 2018
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cryinass man cock

a grown ass man who whimpers and whines like a bitch.
Sherri: hey who won the baggo tournament?
Ron: Brian and nathen is already screaming he cheated.

Sherri: Great here he comes now, get ready for the cryinass man cock story.
by messy bun November 19, 2017
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cocked on my neck

When someone disses you or hates on you or causes discomfort
Ex 1: Did she say no to going out with you?

Yea, she totally cocked on my neck

Ex 2: my boss cocked on my neck this morning by having me clean the bathroom
by Petey75 March 27, 2011
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