All black day

This is on May 31, its where, no matter what, you where ALL black. Even if you have school.

<friend 1> why is everyone where black, including you!?
<friend 2> its all black day jackass

by May 31 November 12, 2019

Black

Just a Brightness 0 colour can you please close your eyes
Jake: I'm a black person
Dave: what
Jake: Really I'm black

if Black people are getting killed and ur making that sign that says "Black lives matter" just write "BLM" ok?

by The Preasdom June 21, 2021

Black People

A Nigga/Nigger

LOOK!!! ITS BLACK PEOPLE!!!

by GyattRizzler2018 February 11, 2024

Black belt driver

Someone who has years of driving experience and has never had a car accident. Very experienced driver.

Driving a bus or semi truck makes you a double black belt driver because those take skill to drive.

Did you see how that guy avoided that car accident so quickly?! He’s totally a black belt driver!!

This blizzard is impossible to drive in, only a black belt driver can do it safely!

by Pipperoo October 14, 2017

Black Bits

the tastiest parts of pizza crust, or grilled chicken often achieved as a result of intense heat.

Do you know what makes this chicken so tasty? Its the little black bits from the charcoal grill

by Dagw123454 August 13, 2020

Jack Black Special

When you fist your entire hand into a lady's anus, effectively making it unusable, and then using the same hand to finger her until she cums, and when she does, dump it in her asshole, and wait for her to take a shit, when she takes a shit, you take a shit in her asshole at the same time, when you are both finished, proceed to scoop up the entire mess into a jar, then release liquid nitrogen on the jar, have the entire thing freeze then break the jar, when the jar is broken, you shall feed the shattered jar to your pet and wait until it dies, once it is done, take the dog to your local chinese restaurant and force them (preferably by blackmail) to cook it, you then bring the cooked animal home, then combine it with the shitty cum thing from earlier, you then blend it, and give it as a smoothie to some niggers down the road, once they eat it and die, take their bodies home and eat all them niggers, remember those chinese chingtards from earlier? take them with you to watch you do the whole thing again in a few hours.

WARNING: LETHAL SHITS HAPPEN, IF THEY OCCUR TOO MUCH, GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER CHOPSTICK LOOKING ASS.

"Yo Chad what ya did to ya gurl last nightz?"
"I gave her the Jack Black Special"
"I am calling the police."

by NIGGERMCMUFFINSHROOM May 8, 2019

black tie wedding

a wedding that requires formal attire (gowns for women and tuxedos for men) with michelin- star food. this is a very classy event and is usually thought of as a wedding for wealthy people.

guest1: their wedding was stunning. I think I am going to have a black tie wedding too!
guest2: The food was very upscale and the filet with lobster was cooked perfectly!

by guccigirl1738 January 4, 2017