Bag of Dicks

Literally just the worst.

"Hey, can I borrow your--"
"YOU ARE LITERALLY A BAG OF DICKS NO YOU CANNOT."

by dinohunter_83 June 29, 2016

bump bag

A bag of cocaine given to someone for a favor

Ie . I have Joe a bump bag for a ride to the bar

I have joe a bump bag for a ride to the bar

by Dr Galoush May 1, 2015

Rusty Sleeping Bag

When you fall asleep with your dick in her ass.

Bernie got hepatitis from using a rusty sleeping bag.

by kaylaxkitten July 28, 2022

Canadian Milk Bag

A Canadian Milk Bag is when you purée man gravy and diarrhea, suck it up with a mini turkey baster and drop a tad in your whiskey lovin’ friends finest bottle of bourbon. If they have a whiskey bar, dose up every single bottle. Not too much though, you don’t want them to notice. You must be able to repeat this task over and over again until they die. Why you ask? Because we all know that Canadians make the best whisky. This also works for tequila.

Tonight I’m going over my friend Mikes house. If he starts making my ears bleed about his fuckin’ whiskey collection, I’m gonna Canadian Milk Bag his whole bar. Hey, I never said I was a good friend.

by Capt. Carfentnyl November 6, 2023

Bagging in the Dirt House

Having secret sex in either your or your partner’s grandparents house.

“Hey do you want to hang out this weekend?”

“Sorry, Sarah and I are going to be Bagging in the Dirt House, we might not have any free time”

by Phat Sugar July 24, 2024

Shit-bag

A person that is seemingly nice in the beginning of a relationship but ends up cheating, abusing (both physically and verbally), and showing complete degradation of one's significant other. Usually has intellectual capacity and most likely works a simple job requiring little responsibility possibly in the military. Someon who purposefully breaks multiple laws and expects to get away with them only to act shocked when caught. Shows great laziness in most cases and little drive to do better in life.

Hey that fire fighter is a shit-bag he gets off every other day but refuses to use that free time to better himself or work a second job.

by Iyadsyas September 29, 2015

Prat bag

An asshole who is also a PHAT idiot.

1:”Do you see Jake over there?”

2:”Yeah, he’s such a fucking prat bag. “

by Fukpratbag May 17, 2019