Dog Fucker

When a mate tells you they taught a dog to do the one instinctive trait dogs do, bark. They also enjoy taking photos with dogs and loves to get up and about when they see family dogs.

Hey lads I taught me brothers dog how to bark the other day. Yeh you a dog fucker kient

by Ye mums ye dad November 5, 2021

Making a hot dog

The act of a male taking his erect penis and placing it between a female’s tits

So I was making a hot dog with my wife last night.

by Quick fix April 20, 2025

Dog Nonce

An individual who interferes with dogs and/or finds them sexually attractive

Be careful of that Richard, he’s a dog nonce

by Capybatman January 25, 2020

Dexter dog

The best dog in existinst the nicest dog in existinst he will live a long time and go through a lot

Guy 1: I just got a Dexter dog
Guy 2: Your the luckiest person alive

by Ilovedogs13 March 16, 2024

cats play when the dogs away

Phrase used mostly describing female behavior while her spouse is not around.

Cats play when the dogs away

by Bigbanklachezz December 15, 2022

dog

a animal that you can have as a pet

My dog died a few minutes ago.

by syssdjdjdjskkkslslsdddldkfj November 15, 2016

Dogs

Slang used for feet. Used first by famous journalist T.A. Dorgan in 1913, and since then have been used in substitute for Feet.

"My dogs are barking." means "My feet hurt"
"Get your dogs off the table." mean "Get your feet off the table."

by Scribbel le doodle July 25, 2022