Poo face bum hole

You call someone it when they're being silly

"You're such a poo face bum hole!"

by Lisa Whitehead and Ivy Bustamante April 26, 2006

12 Story Face Fuck

A man stands on the edge of a 12 story building and jacks off over the side. His partner, preferably a woman, attempts to catch his spooge in her mouth.

"I tried giving my wife a 12 story face fuck but my load missed her face and landed on the sidewalk. Some ants ate it."

by Lowrider June 2, 2003

vagina-faced pussy monger

the vagina faced pussy monger is a female cousin of the dick faced cockmaster. its mouth is used, not only to eat the gel like film created by the master (which leads to pregnancy), but also as a passage for the master to burrow into when stiff from excitement

that vagina-faced pussy monger was beautiful.

by eboyd32 June 26, 2007

mong face puffer fish

An ungly, stupid person that resembles a fish

You mong face puffer fish.

by Rumble Stiltskin August 30, 2007

Robert De Niro Face

When you take a toke from a joint and you make a really weird face!

Robert De Niro Face

by migget August 6, 2009

I'll Punch You In The Face!

Something you say to someone who is joking around with you, causing you to get upset like a little paranoid bitch and drink all of their beer. Usually this is a last resort when your intelligence suffers so badly that you can't think of anything clever to say.

Mike felt like crying like a little baby at Beavermead, so he said "I'll punch you in the face!".

by Binary Jay July 19, 2005

binladin face mask

you first need to find a bunch of pupes.then a wiling parter (your wasted friend). a person who need to take a shit and a piss. first you take some shit(human or dog)and rub it on thier chin then get a cup of warm piss and glaze it on their face.then get get the hair and put it on thier chin with the shit and pis to make it stick.

binladin face mask if you want to realy top it off with some skeet on thier chin

by brick layer January 31, 2007