Someone who acts like a total asshole when in your presence.
See shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead.
See shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead.
by Ben Kenobi May 30, 2005
"You're such a poo face bum hole!"
by Lisa Whitehead and Ivy Bustamante April 09, 2006
A man stands on the edge of a 12 story building and jacks off over the side. His partner, preferably a woman, attempts to catch his spooge in her mouth.
"I tried giving my wife a 12 story face fuck but my load missed her face and landed on the sidewalk. Some ants ate it."
by Lowrider June 03, 2003
the vagina faced pussy monger is a female cousin of the dick faced cockmaster. its mouth is used, not only to eat the gel like film created by the master (which leads to pregnancy), but also as a passage for the master to burrow into when stiff from excitement
that vagina-faced pussy monger was beautiful.
by eboyd32 June 04, 2007
You mong face puffer fish.
by Rumble Stiltskin August 24, 2007
Robert De Niro Face
by migget August 06, 2009
Something you say to someone who is joking around with you, causing you to get upset like a little paranoid bitch and drink all of their beer. Usually this is a last resort when your intelligence suffers so badly that you can't think of anything clever to say.
by Binary Jay July 05, 2005