The one legged pirate

When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'

Last night i gave my girlfriend 'The one legged pirate' and now I'm single.

by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022

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Charis + one RUEL

RUEL are you mine is this a sign

There’s so many beautiful options down under

I’ve been searching for my wifey ridden 3
Agape forever lover

Pick me up at ace in a palace amg ride or die and after space jam let’s make another fast and furious

Fast as fuck boi

High roller free

Crew

Supreme dream team palace mind castle

Be mine tonight

Xoxo

Charis + one RUEL are the most talented mf in the universe they have the best friends ox

by Xapis August 23, 2022

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I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022

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A few quiet ones

There is no such thing

Will we go out for a few quiet ones ?

by GermanDog11 September 2, 2022

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The One Piece

It's not real.

I need you to lower it down.

Please stop sending me dick pics.

THE ONE PIECE! THE ONE PIECE IS FAKE!

by PLAYERLXIV September 3, 2022

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One Bone

A persons who weighs practically nothing and could be classified as 2 dimensional due to how skinny they are.

Why didn’t one bone show up for work today?

Oh, I heard he was taking a shower and slipped down the drain, so they had to call a plumber to try to save him!

by Thug wanna September 3, 2022

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