national loryn day

a day celebrated on December 2nd to celebrate all loryns that are perfect. it is for loryns that are spelt L-O-R-Y-N. i love loryn. she’s perfect. let’s celebrate. #party

did you hear about loryn? she’s so perfection! we should celebrate her every december 2nd for national loryn day! we will celebrate every year

by lorynswife November 6, 2025

National fuck a dragon day

On July 19th, the Nation recognizes and celebrates the auspicious sexuality of dragons and dragon fuckers. Observation of the holiday includes activities like fucking a dragon, sending well wishes to dragons who enjoy fucking, and announcing your proclivity for fucking dragons.

I roll to seduce the dragon with +3 advantage. Also, Happy National Fuck A Dragon Day to those who celebrate!

by Urbandanny July 18, 2025

National Kowenk Day

A day celebrating unknown Instagram influencers that are hidden gems

Person one: Hey is National Kowenk day!
Person two: let’s go look at small influencers!!

by Popopopopoppppp November 23, 2021

National send a nude day

All u have to do is ask and they have to send a nude

“Him”Hi can I have a nude

“Her”Why
“Him”because it’s national send a nude day

“Her”ok I’ll send one

by Vbndsdfg May 22, 2024

National Ex Boyfriend Day

August 5th is the day we send appreciation to our favorite ex boyfriend!

You:Do you know what today is?
Ex boyfriend:The 5th?

You:No, national ex boyfriend day!

by You’ll Never Know I Guess August 2, 2022

National “kill all r@pists” day

On May 7th every person who got s€xu@lly assaulted/ r@ped is allowed to legally kill their rapists/ assaulters :)

Random:” Hey what’s today?”
Random 2:” Today is National “kill all r@pists” day! Have fun and be as brutal as you want because the deserve it!”

by Idontknowlmao April 19, 2021

National send a nude day

is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.

Person 1: happy National send a nude day

*sends nudes to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!

*sends nudes to Person 1*

by Disehitvb October 6, 2021