Sweaty one wiper

A person who tries to slyly give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is then caught.

“Graham caught his colleague having a sweaty one wiper in the toilet”

by Ah made a mistake May 17, 2022

Sweaty one wiper

A person who tries to give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is caught by another person.

“Graham walked into the toilet and caught his colleague having a sweaty one wiper”

by Ah made a mistake May 17, 2022

one-handed tumble

Using one hand to scroll through pornography on Tumblr while using the other hand to manually stimulate the genitals.

The One-Handed Tumble is my favorite way to unwind before bedtime.

by TastyManBeef November 09, 2017

The one legged pirate

When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'

Last night i gave my girlfriend 'The one legged pirate' and now I'm single.

by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022

One Of The Perks

One of the Perks was the best-tasting and most affordable instant coffees available in North America before being discontinued. It’s disappearance has to led to many people discontinuing their life.

Kroger executive: “Wow this instant coffee tastes like real coffee, let’s get rid of it and sell powdered diarrhea instead.”

One of the Perks drinker: “This is the timeline humanity got wrong.”

by dirtshirty May 05, 2024

Two pleasure with one pleasure

When a bottom goes on all four sucking the dick of the top while the top finger's the button's sphincter

Julian wanted to do the two pleasure with one pleasure cause he wanted to explore other areas

by Satanic_witchboy May 29, 2019

One Sock Sexual

Have a sexual orientation where one is sexually attracted to partners that only wear one sock.

As soon as I took off my shoes, the One Sock Sexual tried jumping my bones after seeing me with only one sock on.

by Jack6626 June 10, 2022