Fart bag

Fart bags are men who like to fart around other people. Farting and being a slob makes them feel manly. Other peculiar traits about fart bags: the majority of them are blue collar workers as you never find them in an office setting. They usually talk in a course sounding voice like they have a sore throat and they often talk about negative stuff. They have little to no morals. They often brag about things such as theft, time behind bars and getting into fights. They curse more than necessary. Every other word out of their mouth is “fuck”. Fart bags have a ripple effect on the environment and cause everyone around them to be in a bad mood. They brag about how much pussy they get but in reality they get little to none. If they get laid once a year they'll inflate that number and brag how they get laid all the time simply because they go to titty bars and look at porn a lot. They need Viagra to get it up. They bash anyone who isn't 100% straight. Also they like to make fun of anyone who they perceive as “weird” since fart bags are mundane dullards. Fart bags have a low intelligence and don't read any books. Fart bags wear shit stained underwear as they don't know how wipe their ass. Fart bags enjoy smelling other people's farts, since they're always farting around others, they're inviting others to fart around them.

Going to work is depressing with fart bags around.

by Bill Beef July 1, 2025

Bagging up

When someone’s eyes bag up with tears before they let them out

You wanted to talk sh*t but now look who’s bagging up !

by Everrclear July 3, 2019

joo bag

Humorous term describing a paerson, generally used when playing Kill-it.

I Countered John's Kill-it cat by calling it a joo bag. and then I called John a joo bag for good measure.

by Nick and Johnny K September 25, 2007

scumfuck bag

A scumfuck bag is an intelligent person born to

fool someone. This person act also like a douchbag because of is big egos. I like himself too much, too much confident until someone kick him with a baseball bat and kick him out of your party's house.

Have you see this scumfuck bag who stole my steak on the BBQ. Also where is Sophia ? Ho he's there in the pool trying to frenchkissing your bae. Let's kick him out of my place

by Kingcreole87 February 16, 2018

bag

A bag is your money, or someone else's, you getting a bag means your getting money

"don't be mad just cuz i got a bag and u don't" .

by RO$E 2 THICC August 11, 2019

sushi in a bag

Means crazy af unbelievable

That super bowl was sushi in a bag!!

by El_ninolindo February 15, 2017

Bag Check

For all the men(or maybe possibly women too, but probably not though) out there trying to secure that bag... bag checks are necessary for a man’s success in life. Bag checks are often administered by the realest homies. During every bag check, these are some thoughts and questions that are brought to attention: “What does the bag mean to me” “Am I close to the bag?” “What does the bag want of me?” “I want the bag now more than ever” “Fuck it, mask off”

Andrew: Yo slatt(Matt), where the fuck is the squad? I’m trying to get lit with my fellas tonight.

Matt: Tommy Don and Stiffyiffy are with Sleez giving him a quick bag check after his break up with little miss thot whore.
Andrew: That’s what I like to hear, Slatt.. Girls got to him and distracted him from the bag. The boys are always looking out for the squad in the trenches. Sleez has been out at war for too long and we almost lost him completely, it’s time to bring the boy back for the culture.

Matt: You can say that again, Slime(Andrew). Brotherhood shows strongest through these tough times. I really hope the bag check brings back Sleez.

Andrew: The Bag Check never fails, have faith.

by Cool killa February 5, 2019