Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

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Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

one-two-switch-a-roo

The action of putting one's dick into a vagina whilst having one's testicles inside another vagina. Said vagina often has to be previously penetrated in order to be open enough to welcome the above-mentioned testicles.

"I had these two girls over and I pulled a one-two-switch-a-roo"

by noirline November 12, 2017

Fill two needs with one deed

To achieve two simultaneous goals with a single action.

A less violent alternative to the phrase 'to kill two birds with one stone'.

I needed to post a letter and buy some bread, so I though I'd fill two needs with one deed and stop at the mailbox on the way to the store.

by Ausgirl123 January 27, 2019

Ons

Onna set , a slang used in mostly LA

Girl : fucc you then nicca !

Boy : ons who is you talkin to? Onc

by thaaj$intt March 29, 2024

The Great One

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

YOU'LL GO ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE!

by obliterate3 January 14, 2022

The Great One

Person who thinks he’s the leader of a dictatorship, the master of the round table, OCD (but says he’s not) oh yeah and a teddy bear regardless of his mean mug 😅

The Great One has arrived.

by itsRahRahh June 12, 2022

One handed warrior

When someone masturbates / a very active masturbate-er

I saw Phil the other day in his closet pulling a one handed warrior to your sister.

by that other OTHER guy September 1, 2015