I thought it would be funny

An excuse someone uses when they just did something wrong

Audra: Mrs. lady jr hit me

Mrs.Lady: Jr why did you do that

Jr: I thought it would be funny

by Litty Kitty Squad November 11, 2018

Why am I single?

A common exclamation of disappointment one makes when they can't fathom the reason for not having a romantic or sexual partner, often made by someone who's answer is obvious, but refuses to improve themselves.

Me: WHY AM I SINGLE?!?!?!
A smart person: Because you're unlovable
Me: Shut up Susan I have a great personality
A smart person: My name's not Susan

by jsdfhcnsdfhru June 6, 2018

i put it on my mama

You’re putting your word on it

Keeping it real

Yo man, did you score that hottie last night at the club??.. . Hell yeah I put it on my Mama yo

by DaVinci1984 May 22, 2018

I know you lying

Something somebody said something you don't want to hear or you know someone lying

Your my girlfriend I know you lying

by Adsdhwn July 14, 2019

man i love fridays

An expansion of the word MILF, used when you can't say the word MILF out loud

Look at that -man i love fridays- she's just my type .
I saw a real hot -man i love fridays- on the bus the pther day.
My next door neighbor is a real -man i love fridays- , shit I'll spank that when her husband leaves.

by kayekaykai March 30, 2019

e p i c

e p i c is usually used when something is epic and chill, and most typically used when the user has no idea what to do to the sentence

“o no me died-ed”
“e p i c”
“O kool me mom bot me ps4”
“e p i c”
e p i c

by zapthebird August 19, 2019

I love you more

When you love someone a billion times more than they love you

Amber loves CIAN way waaaay more! FACT!

I love you more

Amber loves CIAN way more than he loves her!

It's true because it's in the dictionary

by AmbinoTheCabbage April 12, 2017