One Weird Tip

For pennies a day get your college diploma

You're all I have left and I pray that you'll listen to one weird tip

by DontBeLikeTheSun September 18, 2023

plays like he has one hand

Simply has no need for the other hand, and so well played it seems the person only needs one hand to play.

"Yo the guy in this game plays like he has one hand!"

by ChoccyMilf September 17, 2017

Twisting One Off

When a man masturbates.

Friend: What are you up to today?
Man: Not much, just sitting here twisting one off.

by EldonTKD August 09, 2021

one LOVE. 1

When you Respect someone but they GIVE a sense of PHONYness.

so you say 1 at the end

Cause they might end up SCREWING you over at the END.

YOU: Good looking Cutty, i appreciate you.
Phony: any time, i got more of that FIRE you feel.

just tap in
YOU: fs... ONE LOVE. 1

(wakling away) YOU: Bitch ass FAGGET...

by oneLOVE.1 February 19, 2023

One-sided Zero-cost Acquisition

The technical terminology for the contentious acquisition of goods or services accomplished at zero-cost to the acquirer, as known as theft.

Mr. Robinson acquired the paraphernalia of an urban pharmaceutical technician, colloquially known as a drug dealer, at prices of totalling zero. His one-sided zero-cost acquisition was successful until Jeremiah showed up to the door demanding payment.

by Rock your rockhard June 01, 2023

crack one

to smoke marijuana specifically a blunt as one has to "crack" a blunt before it can be rolled.

"Yo, come over my house and let's crack one"

by Back of the Yards July 27, 2009

crack one

verb.

To fart.

Synonyms: rip one, blow one, cut one

Donkey: "Oooo, Shrek, did you just do that? Man, you oughta warn someone when you crack one like that!"
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."

by ferdii6069 April 22, 2016