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Get Swai'd On

The act of ordering fish (notably catfish) and getting fucking Swai in place of the actual fish you ordered. All my homies fucking hate Swai. Swai, probably better known as 'Basa', is a very cheap fish (which is why you get swai'd on in the first place by restaurants) native to Southeast Asia that tends to be farmed in unsanitary water. In the case of catfish, swai looks very similar to it. Catfish meat is stringy, tends to be flat, and has well defined ridges in it. Swai tends to be mushy, and likes to curl at the ends. Generally it also tastes worse. Know your enemy. Fuck swai.
We get swai'd on every damn time we go there. Lets go somewhere else.

My dad ordered a blackened redfish. The menu also clarified it was a redfish. They served him swai.
Damn, he got swai'd on.

I asked for a catfish po-boy. They served me a fucking po boy with swai on instead. I got swai'd on.
by Nice New Car Smoke January 30, 2023
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Getful

Not "forgetful"

The action of knowing everything.

"Getting" everything in a mental sense.
"You're so getful! You GET everything! You always know!"
by Rose Mourante March 8, 2023
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Get off the bike

Code word to tell a friend their breaf stank without calling them out
by Get off the bike May 5, 2018
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get forked

by anonymous February 25, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
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Get Back

When the opposition one ups your side, you and your side go and retaliate.

Known as getting your GET BACK.
Yo… Tommy got his ass beat!
Okay? Lets go get our Get Back.
by lilterryman February 17, 2023
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get out of jail free card

When a person that uses every system ever humanly made and finds you more useful out of jail when its a high risk. You're given a list you must follow exactly after committing a crime or being set-up/framed for a crime and are stuck. So it looks like you're best friend just handed you a golden ticket aka get out of jail free card"

This is a professional framer or you just lost your lid but either way he/she had the joy of witnessing it.
He said follow the list exactly, my low could become a high, if I get my shopping list done ands pass, it's a get out of jail free card and maybe the monopoly man too! Change of fate....
by tornadofullofpiranhas November 16, 2025
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