Crap Bag

A gift Exchange among freinds and family of gifts that range from whimsical to humorous to just plain crappy.
The tradition began in the late 1900's with a selection of gifts consisting of common items with humorous notes attached. Typically the crap bag exchange is conducted during the Holiday season. Two decks of cards are required. One deck is evenly distributed among all persons present. Cards are drawn from the second deck and the person holding the matching card picks a present from the pile or steals a present that another person already chose from the pile. Once all presents are taken, they are opened and enjoyed or traded.
by DavesBrotherInLawMark December 28, 2013
mugGet the Crap Bagmug.

Bag

Bag is referring to cocaine
Jake has 1 sip of a bundy and fiens for it.

Any context of any conversation and the word “bag” gets brought up. Everyone looks at everyone and says. “bag”
by sn0w3unny January 27, 2022
mugGet the Bagmug.

bust that bag open

having or giving anal sex to him or her
“ ima get my bag busted open”.

“lemme bust that bag open”
by _open2discussuion May 5, 2018
mugGet the bust that bag openmug.

european ass bag

a pouch or tool bag worn by men working, but loaded with feminine items such as hand cream, nail clippers etc.
check out curtis's european ass bag! he looks ridiculous, whats up with the giant tube of hand cream?
by carp it up January 12, 2012
mugGet the european ass bagmug.

Colostomy Bag

A more extreme version of douchebag. He slammed that freshman into a locker and told him he fucked her sister
Mick is such a colostomy bag. He slammed that freshman into a locker and told him he fucked her sister
by H8rsgon2H8 July 23, 2019
mugGet the Colostomy Bagmug.

Drag the bag

When you have an assistant that drags random people to you who look suspicious.
You look suspicious come with me. says my Drag The Bag assistant to a random person who looks suspicious.
by Unahya December 8, 2020
mugGet the Drag the bagmug.

Bag Bashing

The act of bashing ones colostomy bag whilst having sex. Can include more than one person having a bag, where both parties have bag one will be bashed and bashing.
Did you hear about Eddie? Eddie and his girlfriend are into bag Bashing, they both have colostomy bags and bash the shit out of each other until they burst.
by Slutcunt69 December 25, 2020
mugGet the Bag Bashingmug.

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