ermahgerd my balls itch

1. a saying in which a boy reaches down his pant and itches his "area" and starts scratching.

boy: "Ermahgerd my balls itch."
boy2: "Ermahgerd mine too ermahgerd."

by ermahgerd glersticks August 20, 2014

big fat juicy balls

1. Showing that meatballs are really juicy and tasty.
2. Your balls.

"You have some big fat juicy balls!"
"These big fat juicy balls are tasty."

by GalaxxyAfonso May 6, 2022

Chinese Medicine Ball Twist

Mid-coitus, regardless of position, firmly grasp your partner's scrotum (making sure both testicles are included) and twist counter-clockwise if right-handed (clockwise if left-handed). It is very important that you do not let go until the erection has fully diminished. DO NOT let go if your partner begins to scream--it is merely an expression of ecstasy.

Last night, I gave my boyfriend the best Chinese Medicine Ball Twist; he was screaming for hours!

by Dominatrices May 8, 2009

Getting Your Balls Wet

A descriptive term for having intercourse with a lady; supposedly because of bodily fluids.

"Are you getting your balls wet tonight?"

"He bare got his balls wet in your bird last week"

by ConcreteHorizon August 30, 2006

Red-headed bowling ball

This occurs when a male inserts a a thumb into the vaginal cavity (also known as the "lucy") while sticking the index and middle finger in her anus.

It resembles a male using the woman's ass as a bowling ball. It is known to be popular with horny redheaded women in the North Carolina area.

Damn, I bowled a strike wtih that chick from Raleigh. She loves getting the red-headed bowling ball.

by Bri-Candy2 December 8, 2010

Kick in the balls month november

Kick in the balls

Hej im going to kick you in the balls because it is the kick in the balls month november

by Kungen123 October 26, 2019

Bring Your Own Balls

A phrase functioning as a bit of a warning that’s often used when you invite savvy investors into a high risk business venture that requires not only serious wealth but significant courage and stamina.

Only the uber-rich were even invited and the invitation itself included the acronym BYOB which in this case meant ‘Bring Your Own Balls’ since only the most intrepid risk takers would even consider diving into this shark-filled environment.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2023