don't one-seat me

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)

*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*

"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"

by missmeira94 July 25, 2019

Scouty One

To pull something real fast.

This references the Scout, in team fortress 2, who has a 33% increase in speed, so he is faster than everyone

Girl: “You... were done real fast.”
Boy: “See, I pulled a scouty one on ya.”
Girl: “We are through.”

by LilNibbaVat September 18, 2019

Cough one`s yogurt

to ejaculate, to cum , spurt etc

for the want of something to do one decided to Cough one`s yogurt over my other half`s face.

by Denis O`Shea October 30, 2006

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

The Ancient One

An old creature roaming the surf servers looking for its prey.

The Ancient One is coming! Watch out!
Oh no, quick, change to server 4!

by FeuerHydrant22 July 8, 2021

kick the one

You Have To Fight Me, A One On One Fight

Sarah Was Talking Shit So I Told Her Kick The One With Me

by Tmackkkk November 29, 2018

bailey one pound coffee

means when your succeeding in life

harry is succeeding in life he bought a Bailey one pound coffee helicopter.

by mummakesshittea November 25, 2021