Like Real

When thee who called as your friend is helping you out

Oh shit your giving me a bowl like real

by BIGTAKLA December 17, 2020

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Get the Like Realmug.

Built like a ginger

Tall, lanky, bright white, freckly, BIG FRECKLES, and an uprise forehead

I told the cop my friend was built like a ginger

by Mz.Mistress January 23, 2021

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Get the Built like a gingermug.

Basically anyone with the name Jeff, and especially those with the last name Carl, fall into this category. When you hear this phrase you can expect the person being referenced to have at least a 10 inch penis, and 16 pack abs. They will look at you once with their piercing blue eyes and you will immediately drop dead of a heart attack from an overflow of adrenaline. But it’s worth dying in this way because your body also will crystallize into diamonds so your family will be set for life.

Bro 1: Perf... like you
Bro 2: Thanks bro.
Bro 1: nah dude I wasn’t talking to you, I was just announcing the arrival of Jeff.
Bro 2: oh holy fuck. There he is. Wow. What a magnificent specimen.
Bro 1: yeah be sure not to look him directly in the eye, unless you’re trying to die.

Bro 2: well it’d be a worth death.

Bro 1: yeah you’re right. My fault. I’m an idiot and I will now catch his gaze.

by Dobe Johnt June 25, 2020

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Get the Perf... like youmug.

like game

Your like game is the number of hours you put a picture on facebook minus the number of likes. If the number is in the minuses then you have a strong like game but if it is a high number then you have a weak like game.

"OMG. Tiffany put her facebook photo up 15 hours ago and only got 3 likes" "Oh My. I can't even. That is such a weak like game - at 12!"

by jcritch2000 May 24, 2014

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