Wasp sex

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant sex. The most boring kind of sex there is. Missionary, 9 pm, lights off, maximum of 15 minutes.

Jade: I swear, if you keep acting like this, I'm giving you wasp sex tonight.
Ramone: Shit babe, sorry.

by Mr. Quell August 4, 2016

Bumb Sex

The act of two homeless individuals or more engaging in sexual intercourse. Homeless couples and random homeless hook-ups can often be found in Porta Johns. The far more rare "homeless orgy" would be more exquisitely exemplified with that of an empty parking garage (see Time magazine's 1998 issue of "Sexual Vagabonds: The Story of Homeless Love Making In The Land of the Free").

Hi, this is Christine Stophler with Channel 8 news at twelve. Tonight we have a report on severe STD'S being spread within the homeless community. From filed reports, we have heard that a majority of these infections are the result from what many consider on the street as "unprotected- bumb sex". We go now to Joscelin in Nevadian Park with more updates on the situation at hand.

by DementedPhilosophy November 16, 2014

safe sex

safety is your number one priority in life.
you do not want to take risks. ever.
so you wait until your highschool crush enters menopause to have sex with her.

He says her patience is golden. I say she is fucking weird for having safe sex with him.

by Krkič July 14, 2019

dream of sex

what drives, propels, often dominates, and is the very essence of the male. for women to underestimate this dream (and drive!) is a heartbreaking, terrible mistake. -to mine it for money is even worse!!

john was condemned to dream the dream of sex, as his father before him, but ended up taking matter/s into his own hands. *john hinckley had dreamed the dream of sex!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

phone sex

when you set your phone to vibrate and stick it in your vag and get one of your friends to call you

why are you asking to call so much, karen? are you trying to have phone sex or some other whatnot?

by waluigistacostand64 February 4, 2019

sex rain

A fucking flood

Jamal: Man it's really coming a downpour out there.

Perkins: Hell yeah it is, it's coming a sex rain.

Jamal: What's a sex rain?

Perkins: A fucking flood

by Hanginlow December 1, 2016

ass-sex-junkie

Main Entry: ass-sex-junk·ie

Pronunciation: 'as-'seks-'j&ng-kE

Function: noun

Date: 21st century

: a) a person who derives inordinate pleasure from or who is dependent on ass-sex. b) an individual addicted to giving or receiving anal sex. c) one who likes hot-hot-poll in their tight-tight-hole, especially the rectum. d) as if they were a narcotics addict, only their drug of choice is the sweet, sweet Hershey highway.

She's not a butt-slut, she's just an ass-sex-junkie and likes anal pleasure.

by Gecko Venom December 31, 2003