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Jack Black Special

When you fist your entire hand into a lady's anus, effectively making it unusable, and then using the same hand to finger her until she cums, and when she does, dump it in her asshole, and wait for her to take a shit, when she takes a shit, you take a shit in her asshole at the same time, when you are both finished, proceed to scoop up the entire mess into a jar, then release liquid nitrogen on the jar, have the entire thing freeze then break the jar, when the jar is broken, you shall feed the shattered jar to your pet and wait until it dies, once it is done, take the dog to your local chinese restaurant and force them (preferably by blackmail) to cook it, you then bring the cooked animal home, then combine it with the shitty cum thing from earlier, you then blend it, and give it as a smoothie to some niggers down the road, once they eat it and die, take their bodies home and eat all them niggers, remember those chinese chingtards from earlier? take them with you to watch you do the whole thing again in a few hours.

WARNING: LETHAL SHITS HAPPEN, IF THEY OCCUR TOO MUCH, GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER CHOPSTICK LOOKING ASS.
"Yo Chad what ya did to ya gurl last nightz?"
"I gave her the Jack Black Special"
"I am calling the police."
by NIGGERMCMUFFINSHROOM May 8, 2019
mugGet the Jack Black Specialmug.

Black girl

A girl that thinks it’s okay for her to date bad boys, idiots, and jerks. But, don’t want Black men to date women outside her ethnicity out of jealousy, and her selfishness.
Jerry: (talks to White girl).
Samantha: (stares at, and annoys Jerry).
Jerry: you Black girl.
by LinkxPeach April 20, 2022
mugGet the Black girlmug.

BLACKED

Usually when a group of 5-10 black men start gang bangin you.
Last night was so fun, I got blacked
by Chalupa 180 July 21, 2022
mugGet the BLACKEDmug.

black friday

aye ima get my hooker sale today in black friday
by Hentai_lover696969 December 2, 2019
mugGet the black fridaymug.

Black Balls

Black Balls: Make a word out of me

Me: ok
by Aguywhoidk February 27, 2022
mugGet the Black Ballsmug.

Black

The most sus color in Among Us that is normally innocent. They are normally the first ejected.
Red: Black sus
Black: You literally killed Pink!
White: Black kinda sus
Black: Guys, I'll scan, trust me!
Red: Vote Black
Black: I have proof!

Black was ejected . . . Black was not the imposter . . . 2 Imposters remain
by InkRoller October 14, 2020
mugGet the Blackmug.

Blacked Home

(V.) past tense version of getting home with no memory.
Last night I had 10 jäger bombs and blacked home. Hope I was nice to the driver!
by AlisunW November 23, 2022
mugGet the Blacked Homemug.

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