Old Baby

A baby that looks like he/she could be your grandma/grandpa.

Lady: Look at my little bundle of joy.
Guy: Is he an old baby? He looks 84!

by Whattareyoudoing December 8, 2016

Baby-Kid

A suitable substitute for the word toddler when you are a halfwhit who can't think of the word toddler when it is most needed, such as in a conversation about Buckcherry's frontman Josh Todd.

Me: No he (Josh Todd) is married and has kids, sex wasn't the reason behind the new Gretchen Wilson/Buckcherry song.

Her: He has kids?

Me: Yeah, he has like, a...baby-kid.

Her: A toddler?

Me: ....yeah.

Her: Dumbass.

by Baby-Kidder September 8, 2016

Baby Monkey Bum

A nickname given to a KK the Dj from 97.7 HTZ FM radio station by her partner. She's not crazy about it but she let the Facebook community know about it.

"Hey my baby monkey bum lets go out for dinner."
"I love my little Baby Monkey Bum, she's the best Dj out there."

by CSTAPLETON December 2, 2011

Baby Dick

A firearm, usually to refer to a pistol. Preferably a glock

I got that baby dick on me nigga

by countchokcula July 27, 2022

Baby back bitch

Chastity not the belt

When Chastity is spewing lies she shows that she is a baby back bitch.

When karma hits Chastity she will really be a baby back bitch .

When her gap itches she acts like a baby back bitch.

by Dillonhooo September 1, 2023

Baby Bashing

to get a baby, put it in a box, kick the box until the baby is dead, lay it on a bed and take a photo of it face down, and then leave it until the baby regains strength and comes back to life and murders everyone in a 2 kilometre radius.

"Hey Bro, lets go baby bashing!"

by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021

Baby back bitch

When you have a friend who doesn't want to hang out or do anything. Who always has an excuse.

My friends are acting like baby back bitches

by Maybeitsmadeup September 9, 2023