Twenty One Pilots

the greatest band to ever exist

with Josh Dun and Tyler Joseph, they have made awesome songs that are more amazing than the entire 2000s to 2020s bands and songs to ever exist combined

person in cafe: hey ur wearing a twenty one pilots shirt!!!

you: hell yeah arent they awesome?

person in cafe: yeah they are les be best friends!!!

by thetallyhalliganandclikkie March 5, 2025

One bat

when someone is to give a 'one bat' they hit someone with the back of their hand really hard.

A ruthless smack on the face.

in eastenders when Ronnie gives Janine the 'one bat' and falls to the ground in one hit.

by Duno Qwarmz what u sayin! July 30, 2010

One Direction

Finally, a pop band that uses instruments.

Virgin: I like One Direction
Chad: Tbh, they’re not too bad.
Virgin: I don’t like John Mayer.
Chad: And there we go. Have a sad little life.

by justinbieberisshit1987 January 9, 2022

I cup one mug

Where you get a cup and shit in the mug and mix flour and the ingridients to make a instant brownie in a mug

Did Juan make that i cup one mug?

by 000111stinkyfarts January 21, 2022

one game of valorant

A lie used by people that are addicted to the video game Valorant.

Person 1: "We're just gonna play one game of Valorant, OK?"
Person 2: "The last time you said that, we played for 5 hours."

by shober August 2, 2020

One time

South Central Los Angeles in the late 80s when the police would pull onto the street in the projects, the young gangster lookouts would holler out "one time" or "two times" or more etc. depending on how many patrol cars were coming down the street. One time meant a single unit on routine patrol. Two times or more meant a bust was coming.

Whistle out...one time coming!

by 10-15 June 3, 2022

ok one more

the lie someone tells themselves as they reach for yet another piece of celery

Guy: Man, i’ve already eaten half the bag

Guy: ok one more

by Madside Huntdog June 12, 2018