Kijijacking Off

The act of surfing online catalogs or auction sites such as craigslist or ebay, looking at lots of things that get you excited but that you can't afford. You know you will never have them, but you do it anyways because it feels good while you are doing it. Too bad you will hate yourself almost immediately after. The term comes from spending too much time looking at used cars on the popular Canadian classifieds site, Kijiji.

He was sitting at the back of the class all day just kijijacking off to used Aston Martins on ebay.

by BTheGreat February 4, 2014

topping off the coolant

Pissing in someone’s asshole.

I met a girl at the bar and later that night I ended up topping off the coolant with her.

by Jason Tremaine September 7, 2021

Pants-Off Friend

A person who's company you enjoy while also being able to engage in a healthy, non-committal sexual relationship

Adam is a confirmed bachelor. He has many friends. Many are Pants-On. However, from time to time he does have Pants-Off Friend.

by bachelorlife June 14, 2017

Off dick

Immediately, since the beginning, at the start.

David: Aye you seen how fine Jessica has become?

Will: Bro wyd you mean? Jessica was fine off dick!

David: Nah bro she just got this cute
Will: Bro she’s been fine you’ve just been blind AF

by NuvoChic February 14, 2021

Off the Sticks

The current name for a game that was in the works by Dani.

Off the Sticks may or may not be worked on again when Karlson 3D is finished.

by bruhthisismyhandle September 3, 2021

Sweating my ass off

Ass shitting water from heat or in embarrassment of something stupid

It’s so hot I’m sweating my ass off here

by Jazznight January 5, 2022

Freeze Your Balls Off

any temperature that is 0 degrees or colder

holy crap it’s so cold it could freeze your balls off

by gorgy December 24, 2022