Wakey Wakey hands off Jake

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton

Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.

by D_strikes September 25, 2017

Mac'ing Off

Another word for phubbing, mac'ing off is an expression for when someone chooses to pay attention to their phone instead of the people around them, likening the action to jacking off.

I was trying have a conversation with Matthew but he was mac'ing off in the corner surfing Instagram.

by Betsy R. R. September 27, 2017

off the noggin

Someone who is under the influence to an extreme.

Friend: Wow did you seen Tim at the party? He was so drunk!
Me: I know he was off the noggin.

by Yahnuthin September 28, 2017

Getting off Scott-free

When you bone numerous raw dog sloots but manage to not get an std

Ginger bar wench: "did you see who Regan fucked last night? I'm surprised he didn't get aids"

Crippled rugby player: "he really got off Scott-free"
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Getting off scott-free

by Wiley j October 1, 2017

bugger off cub

Polite way to say FUCK OFF.

"BUGGER OFF CUB" "oh sorry sir I'll leave now."

by Goastin'Around October 12, 2017

Dick off

Australian slang inserted into sentences as required in order to express awe or outrage.

I was awake this morning at dick off o’clock.

That is a big dick off cucumber.

by Hoffy17 October 15, 2017

knock you off the mat

I’m going to beat you fight you or I’m going to damage you

Shut up before I have to knock you off the mat 🚶 ♀️

by Keleajx October 19, 2017