One Ball Court

A location on Google maps where a cousin in a large Irish Catholic Family lives. The court is shaped like a single nut-ball sack with a big cock.

This cousin receives “bag of Dicks” gifts and “I’m gay” gear from the other members of the SFFL fantasy football league.

Damon loves living at One Ball Court in Gloucester County, NJ! He will never move.

Cousin Damon got beat by cousin Fran again in fantasy. Under Rule 2018:005, Fran now has the right to bust Damon’s balls all week.

As punishment, Fran mailed a 300 pack of “bag of dicks” gifts to Damon at One Ball Court.

None of us can figure out why Damon moved his family to a court shaped like a uni-testical hanging from a really long cock. Guess he wants a lifetime supply of those bags of dicks!

by No Tango and no Cash September 17, 2023

One Weird Tip

For pennies a day get your college diploma

You're all I have left and I pray that you'll listen to one weird tip

by DontBeLikeTheSun September 17, 2023

two is one and one is none

A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none

“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”

“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”

by BMc2 September 19, 2023

Another one in the casket

Another one in the casket basically means going to kill you or to GET killed. My mum told me that when I was a little girl. So, the definition of it is I'm going to kill you or going to kill you.

Random guy: Dude, my grandma's about to die in a year.
Another random guy: Oof, another one in the casket.

by lag out loud September 21, 2023

Aedric that one smart kid lets gooo

He is that one smart kid in my class fr he's next to me in chemistry lmao

I know right? You know that kid? Aedric? Aedric that one smart kid lets gooo dude he is awesome!

by Among us is not in real life September 24, 2023

Fair one

A fair one when fighting is fighting a person one on one and not jumping people who actually know how to fight often do fair ones

Example: “fight me in a fair one no jumping !”

by Kashhtoofnnastee September 26, 2023

Xodi One

Have you ever seen Air Force 1 in camouflage? Yeah neither have we. But we have seen a Xodi One. The best in class heavy carry heavy lifting, camo wearing gentleman with a realistic view of the world, from their perspective. Did we mention the best Xodi Ones have mommy issues?

Xodi One is the best in class at crisis aversion, with a strong principle of “FOH!”

Lou was shook as Xodi One pulled up and did all the heavy lifting while everyone was sitting on their thumbs.

by DragoDiCuore September 26, 2023