Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress

Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.

by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019

Dog n' log

Having sex while the female defacates

Gave my wife a dog n' log last night

by Shitwhisker July 21, 2019

Scoop the Dog

Verb: the action in which one is with another and scoops ones dog

Hey man, I was in bed with this girl last night and I totally scoop the dog!

by Theo Geisel July 23, 2019

Dog shit vibes

The feels you get when your ixmike88 is playing.

Ixmike88 is going in, i got dog shit vibes

by Multiple IQ player July 25, 2019

Dog

an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it. you can usually find one outside or near/in a house. its main abilities are to chomp and scratch but they can also pounce, shoot lasers out of their eyes, be cute, jump as high as they want, and fly. do not fight one unless you are equipped with extreme power armor and heavy assault cannons. it's also better to bring multiple friends. dont say i didnt warn you when you get vaporized from being fooled by its cuteness.
i walked up to a dog and died because i wasnt well equipped

RUN ITS A DOG!

by ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZVIV July 25, 2019

Devil dog

When two black males have sex with a white girl. One puts it in her butt and the other in the front. Then they double high five after they cum.

Did you bros devil dog her?

by Mackdaddy77 November 6, 2019

Triple Dog Dip

When you are banging a hoe who allows the butt and you start in the puss, then slide it between the buns, only to return it to the puss again. The hoe then inevitably gets a yeast infection from the anus bacteria in her hoo ha.

I was mad at Trudie last weekend because she was flirting with some other dude, so I gave her the Triple Dog Dip and she got a yeast infection. F that hoe.

by Scotty Nice November 6, 2019