Butt-Facetime

Accidentally FaceTiming someone. Like a butt dial.

Sorry, I butt-FaceTimed you. My bad.

by Be a man March 05, 2024

crunch butt

Uptight annoying abrasive asswipe who complains about insignificant things

That dude complained his ice cream is too cold ... what a crunch butt!

by BillyBaroo June 30, 2018

butt pulse

when you place part of your butt on someone and push as if you were going to fart.

I could totally butt pulse your face right now, Tasha

by hanaconda November 28, 2015

butt b.o.

A fart or continuous foul-smelling odor from someone’s butt from repeated farts or a poopy butt. fart, poot, poop, shit, do-do, crap, silent but deadly, pass gas, b.o., bowel movement, bm

The guy I sat next to in the movie theater had some serious butt b.o.

by joecoolthefool June 30, 2019

butt gravy

what leaks out of gigi's anus when she gets a little too excited to see quiqui

gigis butt gravy tastes like kfc (quiqui's favorite fast food place)

by Emo fag:) January 12, 2022

Butt Fucker

The guys who come over when you're mom is gone and your dad is lonely

Alt Definition:
A person or object that pisses you off
Alt Definition 2: A person who makes you feel like you just had unlubricated sex via the Anus

Man she is being a real Butt Fucker today.

by Penial dism July 22, 2021

crab in my butt

when butthole is itchy

son: “mom, i’ve got a crab in my butt!”
mom: “itch it honey!”

by cookoutconnoisseur May 19, 2022