the definition my friend wants me to show him so he can finish his work but not im here writing this because im yes. now he is wactching me and writing on my screen with a eraser
friend: hey could i get this one now?
me: *writes this* no
friend: why? *draws dicks all over my screen*
me: you dumbass you drew a dick thats as short as yours
friend: you ching
me: *writes this* no
friend: why? *draws dicks all over my screen*
me: you dumbass you drew a dick thats as short as yours
friend: you ching
by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok January 11, 2024
Get the this one nowmug. 
by beczyadunkno April 20, 2018
Get the Chucking Onemug. "YES!!!!!! i made it to base one with Pamela!!!"
"I can't believe Jimmy made it to base one with Mary before i did!"
"I can't believe Jimmy made it to base one with Mary before i did!"
by Mags Skecthy September 8, 2017
Get the base onemug. Used to deteriorate a person down until they become violent and start a flame war in real life or break down
Person 1: Okay, I think I want thi-
Person 2: No one asked
Person 1: No one asked about you
Person 2: Nobody cares 😂
Person 1: Nobody cares about you
Person 2: About you.
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
Person 2: Okay, you said that, I am reporting to the principal
Principal: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS???
Person 1: But he started it-
Principal: But you broke the rules.
Person 1: *gets grounded for a googolplex years
Person 2: ripbozo i ruined that asshole’s life
Person 2: No one asked
Person 1: No one asked about you
Person 2: Nobody cares 😂
Person 1: Nobody cares about you
Person 2: About you.
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
Person 2: Okay, you said that, I am reporting to the principal
Principal: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS???
Person 1: But he started it-
Principal: But you broke the rules.
Person 1: *gets grounded for a googolplex years
Person 2: ripbozo i ruined that asshole’s life
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025
Get the no one askedmug. Cops. Police. Benny Blanco. Pigs. Fuzz. Twelve. Task. Rollers. Knockos/Narcos. Jake. Grass.
I was always told it came from the fact that it only takes one time for the cops to pull you over and f*** your life up with a case; however, popular opinion claims that it comes from the fact that glancing at cops one time can get you blurred.
I was always told it came from the fact that it only takes one time for the cops to pull you over and f*** your life up with a case; however, popular opinion claims that it comes from the fact that glancing at cops one time can get you blurred.
"In my ash tray is always a roach /
Hit that left lane incase one time approach../" - Brotha Lynch Hung - Refuze 2 Lose
Hit that left lane incase one time approach../" - Brotha Lynch Hung - Refuze 2 Lose
by g-wiz-916 April 19, 2021
Get the One timemug. 