Work Bench

A bed; primarily used for sex with women.

I fucked Sue on my work bench.

by Motto March 4, 2004

Work-Charge

Sometimes you may get into a 'work-overcharge'

This is a condition of the mind after you've done lots of non-stop work.
Mostly shows up when multiple people ask you something to do and you try to finish the work as fast as possible but with great accuracy.
The brain gets fully charged with that status and you experience some kind of 'drug' effect.
You feel like you can take on the whole world and you are in the mood to do lots and lots more.

Some Symptones are:
- Forgeting you are tired
- Heavier Sweating
- No idea anymore of the time or don't care anymore
- Tired feeling when 'cooled down'

When you take a rest or you are incapable of doing a requested action the charge will be most likely to cool down and finally go away.

Jack: John.. can you finish the script please for me ?
John: Yea sure .. hang o..
Paul: Eeeeyyy John.. can you render the presentation movie for me please?
John: Euhh I'm busy with the th..
Chris: Yo John.. can you zip the files for me and send them to my computer, thanks.
John: YEA SURE.. ILL DO IT ALL IN 2 MIN... SURE !
(john is now officially work-charged)

by Zero-G October 27, 2005

workgasm

A workaholic's euphoria associated with a job well done

"Slapped that finished project down on the desk, got up to leave the office, and my knees almost buckled - what a workgasm!"

by Mike Cerovich July 27, 2008

will worker

A person capable of manipulating the universe without the need of magickal implements, using just their "will" and their mind.

He just thought about it and it happened, he must be a will worker.

by disgonnahurt January 24, 2008

trophy work wife

when your work wife is much younger than you, and or way out of your league

As usual, I shared my lunch with my trophy work wife .

by 70vegaman January 27, 2016

Make The Bitch Work

This term, generally associated with programming or construction of some sort, means to do whatever you gotta do to simply make it work. When you do something on a MTBW basis, you generally have no regard for efficiancy, safety, error correction, or anything other than the most basic instance of it performing the task it was designed to do.

My program is slow and inefficiant because I made it on a MTBW basis.

by Kamel February 27, 2005

accountability co-worker

A coworker who tallies up how much money you spend on lattes and lunch, then makes the assumption you must make 10k more than them. When in reality your disposable income is in direct correlation to how many dependents you have not or lack of lexus sized car payment.

Wow, you are drinking another latter... that's the fifth one this week. I am saving up for my kids braces. I wish I could have a latte everyday. "I guess you are my accountability co-worker... You are right I should stop drinking lattes, going out to lunch and taking birth control so I can live your dream lifestyle of fun infertility."

by floorfly November 15, 2010