Woke

When you're so open minded that your brains fall out.

Washington DC is so woke, they no longer have a name for their NFL team... Even though the Indians, Braves, and Seminoles are just as racist.

by Good Bear June 6, 2021

Wokeness

A term created by GOP leaders to evoke negative images in their half witted base so they become angry toward their neighbors. It's basically a horoscope of hate. Look at it long enough and you'll find something you despise.

Wokeness is a danger to your life and everything in it. Don't ask me what it actually means. I can only tell you that it's whatever you are afraid of and I'm against it. Vote for me!

by Tellithowitisfriend March 16, 2023

Woke

By using this word, you surpass all logic and immediately win any political argument.

Person 1: And that is why I think slavery was bad.
Person 2: Oh yeah, well you're woke!
Person 1: *shrivels up and dies*

by O' Chungus January 22, 2024

I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.

Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid

by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024

Woke

A word to define a weak and feeble, gender neutral, halloumi/avocardo munching southern softie that has no right to exist.

I am woke. Please abuse me and beat me to a pulp as soon as you see me.

by Dick Wad 666 December 16, 2024

Woke

To think and view things in a specific close-minded way, unable to see the truth in things

The exact opposite of what the word itself implies, to be woke means you can't see whats really going on with whatever the situation may be

Billy's on that woke sh#t again he thinks the Amazon Lord of the Rings series will actually be good

by Z_Mane February 17, 2022

pseudo-wokeness

Fake wokeness. It's what basically ruined the term "woke".

Examples of pseudo-wokeness:

Calling very small things that aren't even racist "racist" for no real reason.

Discriminating against white people, men, and straight people, thinking it'll "counter" the discrimination against people of color, women, and LGBTQ+ members that happened in the past and the present.

Any sort of corporate pandering

Doing any of the examples of pseudo-wokeness shown here won't fix the fire that is bigotry. It'll just create another "anti-fire" (which is really just another fire) that'll burn down society even more and possibly even strengthen the pre-existing fire.

by Silicosis9324 April 16, 2023