The Will Smith

A sexual maneuver in which one pokes out their tongue, bobs their head back and forth thus causing stimulation to their partner's anus.

"Man! That girl is so hot I would give her The Will Smith!!!!!"

by Charles T. Davis January 2, 2009

Will

Born in England, he was raised in great secrecy because of his obviously overpowering potential. Despite this, he was offered the position of prime minister aged 13, but turned it down on the grounds that it was a “lost cause”. David Cameron was elected shortly after. He emigrated to Australia to live a quieter life away from the adoring fans, and settled down to his studies. In only 2 years he gained his PhD’s in both quantum physics and sex, his achievements earning him the #2 spot on the “most likely to be the second coming of Jesus” list, after Dylan Moran, and a seat in the United Nations. His success isn’t only in the academicals and political world, but in the physical as well. His amazing blue eyes, luscious brown hair and chiselled muscle structure have forced him to repeatedly turn down contracts as a model and actor, including the chance to be Steven Hawking’s stunt double. In his spare time, Will concentrates on his martial arts skills, which he uses to single-handedly keep North Korea at bay, forever the unsung hero of the modern world. All said and done, he will forever be the shining hope of this world.

Female: My life isn’t worth living anymore; there is no hope for me.

Will: Look me in the abs and say that.
Female: Oh Will, I love you!

Obama: He is truly a hero.

by MyKingdomForADonkey January 8, 2012

i will love you forever

usually said by a dude, while going out.
usually a lie. usually believed though. usually ends in heart break. the average forever has always lasted three and 25/30 monthes (about a hundred days)
happens to all of us... we usually know it is a lie but are trapped in believing. then we get the name of a silly girl

week of going out(dude): baby i will love you forever and a day more trust me.
silly girl: forever?
dude: forever and a day more.
silly girl: awh babe i love you too forever!

three months later

dude: uhm we need to talk
silly girl(smiling): yeah i just was about to call you.
dude: i hope you wont be mad... i hope we can still be friends but...
silly girl(hectic):what... what are you saying?
dude: i think we should break up.

by ajmiddleton December 27, 2008

Will smith

the hottest damn guy out there, he'll make a straight man turn gay

i wish he was more like will smith

by what do you think? May 13, 2005

if you will

an overused saying, that asks for your permission to say something differently than expected, usually because the person speaking is illiterate and can't think of the correct way of saying it.

The weatherman said that a catagory 5 hurricane named Debbie, a big ass storm, if you will, would be hitting New York City this week.

by Deborah Spicer September 11, 2008

We will not comply!

The most patriotic slogan for yelled by the American people who are tired of being lead astray.

The slogan We will not comply! is a great way to express dismay about the political climate.

by Slang Advisory Board March 30, 2019

Will's Law

A belief that everything bad that will happen, will happen to Will. Whatever Will does Will gets the shaft. Quite amuzing to be around when Will's Law takes affect.

Will: I dropped my milk and got kicked out of Kroger for a year. :L

George: Really?! I dropped mine too but they gave me a hundred dollars...wierd.

Will: GAH!

by George Hoefer April 22, 2005