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Owen

Owen is the sexiest mf in the planet. He pulls tons of girls and can do sick vape tricks
Owen is so hot and his penis is super long!
by jurotastd March 26, 2022
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Owen

Owen is a guy who is really mad at teachers when they don't let him play fortnite in class
Owen: OH MY GOD! YOUR HIGHHH!!!! STOP STICKING GLUE UP YOUR NOSE
by why u mad?? January 11, 2022
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Owen

This segsy mothafocka is a hung and valuable asset in your life. Often a good carpenter and extremely honest friend he will sometimes risk offending people or being misunderstood in order to achieve truth.
Owen is amazing, he has changed my life entirely
by Shlong doctor 23 February 12, 2022
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Owen

Owen is evil. At first glance, he can come off as charming and charismatic (you might even fall for it) but beneath the surface, he is a cruel person. He loves to exploit details told in confidence to him and if you get on his bad side even through no fault of your own, he will make it his mission to ruin your life or anyone that you are friends with.

Additionally, an Owen is very good at making others feel insulted through out-of-pocket remarks that he says are jokes but are incredibly mysogynistic and derogatory. Because of this, he has no true friends surrounding him, only dimwits that watch his bridges burn like the 7th circle of hell he controls.

Lastly, Owens are terrible friends and will not do anything for you despite you doing whatever you can for them. They will always put whatever they deem fit before you despite how minuscule that thing may be. Owen is the one person that you should never let in and/or keep in your life because if you do he will make you regret it.
Boy: hey, how’s it going?
Owen: hey!
Boy punches him in the face
by fhucfhghuijhgcfhgyuoijlhgfh August 12, 2023
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Owen

Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.1 The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
Ayo bro, wanna pull an Owen?
by Swift Apples September 14, 2021
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owen

To steal other's thing but get caught in the end.
Last time I owened 11 MacBook Air in my class but got caught by police during lunchtime.
by rexthebigthief March 13, 2019
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owen

Owen likes highschooldxd and any erotic anime

and loves to talk about how he homosexual
wow look at him his name is probably owen
by glorpizoid February 6, 2022
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