brophy wife

When you're dating a chick who gets bonus points cause she's like a bro.

Dude, are you gonna bring your brophy wife to the game?

by runregg June 17, 2013

tae's wife

kim taehyung's wife, jaren, friend of eillee, sofia, and angelina.

STRANGER: "OMG, R U TAE'S WIFE???"
jaren: "YESSIRRRRRRRRRRR"

by tae's wife January 20, 2021

clout wife

A girl that is stunning and beautiful and knows how to dress usually Yung Ezekiel has three of these

Bruh Bella Thorne is a clout wife.

by ItzLit man January 29, 2018

Bonus wife

A married woman who conducts herself as a wife another married man that’s not her husband.

Shes only allowed to date married men because shes a better bonus wife then a girlfriend

by Kinkster.org September 25, 2015

wife kisses

Kissing your significant other in ways as to not catch a cold sore or sickness they have

My girlfriends got a cold sore, looks like it'll be wife kisses for the next few weeks

by Shovel_Lover68 October 12, 2017

wife offset

This is a guys way of wanting to buy lets say a motorbike
he then has to buy his wife something infinatley more expensive to off set his motorbike spend

I bought a motorbike last week but the wife offset was a 3 carat diamond ring

by mytts69 January 27, 2010

Wife Pleaser

A wife beater, as named by metrosexual fuckbois

Influencer: "Here I am wearing my Wife pleaser"
Me at the video: "Thats a fucking Wife beater you twat"

by mentlegentle June 11, 2023