Similiar to an Armrest War,leg wars occur on buses or planes, in which 2 or more people are battling for comfortable leg space.
Shit man i was on the bus next ot this 500 pound fagget..and he was totally proposing leg war..so i stretched out my legz and got comfortable..but he was having none of it..the leg war went on for the entire bus ride
by The Fighting Irish January 20, 2010

You pull out all your pubic hairs then you make it into a sword and fight to the death using cum as armor.
by peen king December 16, 2019

War tactic that takes place at work, office usually, when a colleague comes up to another and stamps him/her with office stamp, such as DRAFT, VOID, COPY, etc., on a random body part (wrist, leg, face?) and casually walks away
by office stamping December 26, 2011

-The war often mistaken for the war of 1819.
-The war of 18019 pitted the scissor-kicking koala bears of doom against the vastly inferior hairy-chested women of Bangladesh.
-The war of 18019 pitted the scissor-kicking koala bears of doom against the vastly inferior hairy-chested women of Bangladesh.
by Johan Von Pederschmidt October 1, 2012

by Doctorficktor June 13, 2014

John says that women like smaller dicks so James uses google to find a article saying how women only like larger penises. John replies “I am not going to google war you” and leaves.
by Mister Swinger February 26, 2020

by Rodericlaw5 June 24, 2014
