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Leg War

Similiar to an Armrest War,leg wars occur on buses or planes, in which 2 or more people are battling for comfortable leg space.
Shit man i was on the bus next ot this 500 pound fagget..and he was totally proposing leg war..so i stretched out my legz and got comfortable..but he was having none of it..the leg war went on for the entire bus ride
by The Fighting Irish January 20, 2010
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pubic wars

You pull out all your pubic hairs then you make it into a sword and fight to the death using cum as armor.
“I fought in the long Pubic Wars of ‘02”
by peen king December 16, 2019
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stamp war

War tactic that takes place at work, office usually, when a colleague comes up to another and stamps him/her with office stamp, such as DRAFT, VOID, COPY, etc., on a random body part (wrist, leg, face?) and casually walks away
stamp war: -COPY- you got stamped!
by office stamping December 26, 2011
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War of 18019

-The war often mistaken for the war of 1819.

-The war of 18019 pitted the scissor-kicking koala bears of doom against the vastly inferior hairy-chested women of Bangladesh.
"Did you hear about the war of 18019?"
"No bitch, that won't happen for another 16000 years!"
by Johan Von Pederschmidt October 1, 2012
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Dildo wars

Kinda like star wars but with dildos
I saw two lesbians play dildo wars
by Doctorficktor June 13, 2014
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Google war

When one or more people search google for articles to prove their point.
John says that women like smaller dicks so James uses google to find a article saying how women only like larger penises. John replies “I am not going to google war you” and leaves.
by Mister Swinger February 26, 2020
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period war

When two girls who are on their periods hang out and are exceptionally bitchy to each other
Man I'm sure Sierra and Hannah had a period war last week.
by Rodericlaw5 June 24, 2014
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