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Vanilla Sprite

A rarer form of Sprite. You can only really get it at those fancy custom drink dispensers at movie theaters and such.
"I just got some Vanilla Sprite"
"Dude, what the shit?"
by eb4 July 9, 2022
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Vanilla

Somebody who is uninterested in doing something very exciting or spontaneous. somebody only interested in ordinary sexual acts or normal sexual acts. usually used in a sexual manner, but it can be used in everyday life.
Tony: Dude, Karla is so vanilla.
Carlos: Did she not want to do any BDSM?
by smbdy19 October 8, 2023
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Chocolate and vanilla cream

When someone has anal sex with someone else with a condom. They cum in the condom. There is now shit on the outside and cum on the inside of the condom. Someone then, usually the one getting fucked, licks off the shit and drinks the cum.
Man that anal sex was great last night, until she tried to get me to do a chocolate and vanilla cream.
by Whocomesupwiththis September 8, 2021
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Giant Vanilla

When a guy has a giant penis but is so boring in bed that’s it’s not even worth it
I was so excited to fuck Nick because his dick was so big but then I found out he was just a Giant Vanilla. It was so boring, I almost fell asleep.
by VA31 November 21, 2020
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Vanilla reader

A person who does not read anything smutty or sexual, usually used in fanfiction senses. A Vanilla reader will read mostly Fluff and a good Mutual pining trope. :)
I'm A Vanilla reader, don't even show me that shit, I might puke.
by Bitch Stop January 6, 2023
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Pure vanilla

The couple Jess and James
A relationship where people people could be described as unseasoned chicken- pure vanilla
by sgghfnggjvvb September 5, 2021
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