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Ultimate Freakage

an action between a man and a woman where they are engaged in a 69 position yet instead they are both eating the respective persons ass. they then proceed to make out after that.
Me and Pat were having some Ultimate Freakage last night in the car and it felt kinda evil?
by PatTheFruncle May 14, 2024
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Ultimate Scandal

With the world bank's money alone, not counting the billions that go into the army, we could easily wipe out all poverty forever with just 5% of the money.

poverty isnt a fact of life-its a disease.

We can wipe it out, but certain (cough, Bush) people have to go
have you seen me on 2DTV? I kick ass as Wonder Woman. George W Bush the 2nd.
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
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ultimate boncho fag

yo fam, the ultimate boncho fag is on the way here, lets slap this bitch boy up!
by Fw.koji August 13, 2022
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Ultimate custom night

A game you got to try 50/20 mode and realized you wasted your money, And now feel like an idiot
Ultimate custom night "Yo bro have you ever played Fnaf Ultimate custom night". "No. But it played me out of my money.
by Somefnafdudewhogotplayed.. February 6, 2022
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Ultimate Grouch

Grouching out so hard on OxyContin that you nod out and drive straight across a rotary.
Dude, did you see the rotary today? Someone pulled an ultimate grouch and pulled right through it.
by kaylaxkitten July 17, 2022
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Super ultimate team buddy force unite!

When a group of gay men meet on grinder and have a big gang bang

Bit again I hate it when he conjures lightning
Quick ! Super ultimate team buddy force unite!
by Uncle rosco July 6, 2018
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"ultimate" fingers-crossing

Refers to where you also manually cross your ring-finger over-top of "Big Boy", and then cross "Little Boy" over-top of your ring-finger; the theory is that perhaps this will give you a better chance of not getting your a** blown off than you'd have from crossing just your first two fingers. Extra points if you cross all four fingers of both your hands in this way, and/or if you also scuttle around and similarly-arrange da hand-appendages of any and all bystanders (provided their fingers are slender and limber enough to fairly-comfortably do so, of course) prior to saying, "Well --- here goes nuttin'"... with THAT voluminous number of "overlapped digits", it would conceivably put pressure on Fate to allow your endeavor to succeed, similar to how a prayer-chain supposedly does with God.
My elderly neighbor had given me a ride downtown to fill my water-jogs at the local public faucet, and he was concerned that his car's severely-worn starter wasn't going to "mesh in" correctly when he turned the key. So I jokingly showed him the "ultimate" fingers-crossing when he was ready to try starting his car; he looked at my seemingly-impossibly-"pretzeled" fingers and said a bit sadly, "Zheeesh --- I could NEVER do that with my poor old craggy arthritic fingers!", and then tentatively "twisted da brass" and beamed appreciatively when the car's engine whirled right over! "I guess crossing your fingers like that DID work," my friend chuckled.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
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