Taco turd

The annoying piece of meat that falls out the end of a taco when you bite into it.

*bites* (piece falls out) "damn! There goes the taco turd!"

by Fool22 July 11, 2010

Turd Toucher

One who is fascinated with touching fecal matter.

"Ryan has been poking at that log for hours. What a turd toucher."

by Dr. Shockwave January 22, 2009

techno turd

What your cell phone becomes when you drop it in the toliet.

I was texting Holly when I accidentally dropped my phone and it became a techno turd.

by harryhotard February 26, 2010

de-turd

to remove or devein shrimp or crawfish.

I am not eating that shrimp until you de-turd it.

I only eat crawfish that have been de-turded.

by Fart Jarfunkle March 3, 2011

Vanishing Turd

When you do a big shit, but when you look to admire it it has mysteriously vanished. 0_o

I heard the splash, yet it apears to have dissapeared! Looks like another vanishing turd.

by Master of Pigeons March 12, 2009

lava turd

A crap so hot that it burns when it comes out and continues to burn after it's passed. Typically of the soft variety of poop.

Guy 1: "Oh man, I was just on the toilet and had a crap that burned so bad."

Guy 2: "Sounds like you passed a lava turd."

by James Sandy January 19, 2008

unicorn turd

sparkly substance that is projected from the anus of the unicorn

Violet Unicorn- Help, my poopy hurtie comie outie, airgo, unicorn turd

by kamkampeacewins February 12, 2009