Head Meat

The presence of a large amount of flesh on the forehead of a person, typically a man in his thirties whom happens to look like a human thumb.

"That bitch Aubrey, that bitch got that head meat."

by SomeUrbanLinguist January 11, 2019

lid meat

A euphemism for a blow job or head

Dude, I got lid meat from Becky last night

by spf004 September 8, 2018

Meat Yeet

Semen

Oh fuck, here comes the meat yeet!

by Meateryeeter October 21, 2018

meat slip

When a guys dick slips out of the hole in his boxers, most often when not wearing pants

Dave had a meat slip walking by me the other day, I saw all 3 inches

by jjjorger May 13, 2014

Squat Meat

A fat, ripe turd. The kind you leave in the bowl and don’t flush.

Every stall in the shitter was full of squat meat.

I just dropped squat meat. Go check it out.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

meat dwarf

A short dick

My brother is a meat dwarf

by Mike Hunt December 17, 2014

Meat her

Wanting to fuck a girl.

I want to meat her bro. Trasha is so hot!

by Jjwagg April 23, 2018