tired pudding

An old sloppy vagina.

Man that old hag has tired pudding.

by Tobixwasxhere June 26, 2017

Tire biter

When someone is chewing on a used condom with any amount of cum still inside of it

You just ate a used condom and now your a tire biter

by Bart Allen3212345 May 24, 2018

tired

the enemy to a girl’s sex drive

Cheyenne: Ooh that’s new
John: Ye wanna try it?
Cheyenne: tired *falls asleep*
John: wtf

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 19, 2024

tired asshat

A tired asshat is someone that does the same old thing, the same old clothes, the same way of life when he was trending. And doesn't give a rats ass about the fact that he needs to up his game.

Kevin Federline is such a tired asshat he doesn't realize that that might be the reason why Britney left his ass.

by aromabinger February 9, 2024

tired than a mud

Being tired than a motherfucker. An abbreviation for "motherfucker".

I'm tired than a mud

by Mrkingjoc September 11, 2016

egged tire

To flatten your tire.

Oh man, I have an egged tire after running over this nail.

by Dejionbrowne September 11, 2021

Deing dog tired

When your so tired you sound like a deing dog

Your girl friend looks like my mum deing dog tired

by Alfie ray February 5, 2024