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Post Malone

When your hair gets all frizzy like Post Malone’s hair...
When I went outside in the humidity my hair got all Post Malone.
by LisseteQ106 May 7, 2021
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Post Toastied

Post Toastied: to get completely wrecked, obliterated, or defeated- burned to a crisp, blown away by explosives, or melted- usually with the addition of sizzle or smoke.
"Wow, those two guys who just set off the dynamite were post toastied." "My burger was post toastied- it was totally soot black on the edges!" ""Oooh, did you see that sheep fall into the lava? it was post toastied."
by Alain Rae January 12, 2023
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Peacock Post

This is a term given to a social media post where the author goes over the top in congratulating themselves on their own achievement. It is linked to the line in the move "Good Morning Vietnam" where the late and great Robin Williams says with respect to the peacock strutting around feathers on display "Look at me I'm incredible check it out"
Did you read that peacock post by NAME I mean seriously if he slaps himself on the back any harder he's gonna slip a disc!
by Rekees November 1, 2014
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Post-morrow

I will see you post-morrow.
by Spegetti October 19, 2021
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Selective posting

When some makes a post to appeal to a certain person, or make a post to strike emotions.
Hey bro did you post that because the girls would look at your sick bod, its kind of Selective posting.
by moistcat March 23, 2021
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post dribble

The remaining semen in a mans penis that proceeds to dribble out after he has ejaculated and the phalice has gone flaccid.
I wiped my post dribble off with a tissue from beside my bed
by BigB0bby69 June 9, 2017
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Post Resurrection

The act of adding a comment to an old and inactive post on anything like Facebook or a forum site. Often causes hordes of people to resume commenting on the post, usually completely off topic from what the post was originally about.
Marco might have posted that picture of himself snowboarding in 2009, but through post resurrection I caused his entire chemistry class to begin a discussion of the upcoming quiz in the comments.
by Interrobanging January 15, 2013
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